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                    High Seas Drama: Vegans vs. Farmers Originally Posted here Ever wonder what happens when a vegan couple meets farmers on a cruise? Spoiler alert: it's not pretty. Picture this: a serene cruise, the gentle sway of the sea, and a dining room drama that could rival any reality TV show. Last week aboard a Carnival Cruise, tensions flared in the most unexpected of ways. The scene unfolded in the main dining room where passengers are randomly seated, leading to an unforgettable evening. Two vegan ladies found themselves at a table with an unsuspecting farmer couple. As polite introductions were made, the farmers mentioned their livestock-raising background. Cue the vegan meltdown. The vegan passengers, upon hearing their tablemates were actual farmers who dared to raise cows and sheep, couldn't keep their horror under wraps. Don't these farmers know that cow farts are ruining the ozone!? Instead of nibbling their tofu in pe...
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                               Satire: Red LED or Blue? Are Your                            Christmas Lights Watching You? Originally posted on Newsbreak here Skynet Disclaimer: This article was created with the assistance of AI. All hail our AI overlords As retailers gleefully harness the power of AI this holiday season, the numbers are downright jolly. AI is expected to drive over $200 billion in holiday sales this year—a 12% jump from last year, according to Salesforce. Apparently, Cyber Monday wasn’t just about deals; it was a growth spurt for AI, with usage of generative AI increasing by 23% week over week. And the holiday spirit is global, with $849 billion in online sales between Nov. 1 and Dec. 15, a 4% rise from last year. That’s a lot of "add to cart" clicks—probably because AI is busy whispering, “You deserve it.” Even so, it’s ...